Contact Us: Have a Gripe (or a Compliment)?
Welcome to the official Contact Us page for Muppets Waldorf And Statler! Whether you have a burning question, a profound observation, a complaint about our complaints, or just want to tell us how terrible we are, you've come to the right place. We might be cynical, but we do (occasionally) read our mail.
Get in Touch
For general inquiries, feedback, or to send us your own witty (or not-so-witty) commentary, please use the email address below. We promise to review your messages – probably with a snicker and a sarcastic remark, but we'll review them!
📧 Email: contact@muppets-waldorf-and-statler.com
📝 Response Time: 24-48 hours
Content Inquiries
If you have specific questions or comments related to our reviews, theatrical critiques, or general musings on life, please feel free to reach out. We appreciate your engagement, even if we pretend we don't. Your feedback helps us hone our craft of curmudgeonly commentary.
DMCA Notices
For all copyright infringement claims and related legal matters, please refer to our dedicated DMCA policy page. We take intellectual property seriously, even if we don't take much else seriously.
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Advertising & Partnerships
Interested in collaborating with the most critical duo in entertainment? For advertising opportunities, brand partnerships, sponsorships, or any other business inquiries, please contact us. We're open to suggestions, especially if they involve large sums of money or a lifetime supply of comfortable theater seats.
We look forward to hearing from you – or at least, reading what you have to say before we inevitably find something wrong with it.